*picks a fight with someone i really love for absolutely no reason other than my constant need to destroy every relationship around me* this is fine
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- me last year: on my way to hotness, a little mentally unstable
- me this year: hot as hell, completely off the rails
- me last year: on my way to hotness, a little mentally unstable
- me this year: hot as hell, completely off the rails
- me: how are you today?
- customer: every second of my life is absolute hell. my misery knows no bounds, and my despair comes from nowhere but resonates deepest in my chest below my heart.
- me: credit or debit?
- *standing in my yard at 4 am*
- ME: HOW'S IT FEEL NOW
- NEIGHBOR: what the hell is he doing
- ME: *shaking tree trying to wake up the birds*
when i say “ask me shit,” i dont mean “send me cryptic anon messages”
but i guess beggars cant be choosers
Iโm gonna wing it
Me, about something I most definitely should not wing (via trenzawhor)
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
[AGGRESSIVELY STARES AT YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE WEARING BANDMERCH]